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Issue 10; September 2, 2002
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_.·´¯) Contents (¯`·._
1) This week's questions
2) What's up with this?
3) Boomer HA! HA!
4) Remarks from the peanut gallery
_.·´¯) Questions (¯`·._
“Ask Boomer Al”
Issue #10; September 2, 2002
Dear Al
I read your column every week and have told others about it.
I don’t always agree with you but I think overall your
Advice is good and you get people thinking about different
options.
In a recent column you addressed a question about a cheating
wife and should the friend tell his best friend what he knew.
I had a similar experience a couple of years ago. I ended up
telling the friend and they both got very angry with me, but
I feel it actually helped them both in the long run. They went
to a marriage counselor and are still together today.
Signed,
An avid reader
Dear avid reader,
Thank you for taking the time to share your experience with me
and our readers. I would always hope that people realize that
my column is basically for entertainment. That doesn’t mean
that I don’t answer every question honestly and to the best of
my ability because I do. Despite the fact that I often tease
and poke fun I very much care about people and can relate to
many of the situations that people write in about.
This particular situation happens all too often in this day
and age. I guess some people who get married these days don’t
comprehend the seriousness of a vow. If someone can’t be loyal
to the person they swore to be loyal to before God who in the
world could or should trust them again?
To see what I mean, read the next question. Amazing!
Al
Dear Boomer Al,
I enjoy and look forward to your column every week. You tell
it like it is! I also had a cheating wife and we couldn’t
afford professional help so we went to our pastor. He ended
up having an affair with my wife and now they’re married!
Should I sue him and the church?
Signed,
Upset!
Dear Upset,
Holy moly batman! You hit the jackpot didn’t you? You see upset,
cheaters can smell each other from twenty paces. They have this
wandering look in their eye and they hold a glance just a little
too long.
You wandered into the den of this imposter in a collar and he
went into his David and Jezebel act. He didn’t recommend you
join the army did he?
I wouldn’t bother with any lawsuit. Your wife was obviously not
in love with you and looking for a way out of the relationship.
I venture to say that despite the obvious pain and humiliation
you feel you suffered from these unfortunate events you’re better
off without her and the church is better off without him.
The pastor will never be the same. He sinned in the process of
performing his ministerial duties and should never again be in
a position to counsel others. He broke his own vow and aided your
wife in breaking hers. There is forgiveness for all but that
doesn’t mean he should ever be trusted in such a position again.
His memories and the resulting damage to his self esteem will
haunt him to the end of his days.
We live in an age when so many feel they should be allowed to do
whatever they wish without consequence. Despite the desires of
many, life does not work like that. We are the sum total of our
decisions in life and it always catches up with you at some point.
Like I’ve said before, “Wherever the mind hangs out the body
eventually shows up.”
As for you, move on. You have much to offer to the right woman
as she will have much to offer you. I don’t know what type of
husband you were because as always life is a two way street,
but whatever was is past now. Learn, become wiser and adjust
your life accordingly.
Al
_.·´¯)What's up with this?(¯`·._
I heard a neighbor comment tonight while Helen and I were
walking the dog that she's seen enough about September 11.
She's sick of hearing about it.
I for one think we don't hear enough about it. I sense already
that a good many Americans are forgetting the horror of those
days all too soon.
They count on us relaxing our guard. And we always do it seems.
What do you think?
_.·´¯) Boomer HA! HA! (¯`·._
"I wonder what's wrong with that tall blond man over there. A
few minutes ago he was getting awfully friendly, then all of a
sudden he turned pale and walked away? Now he won't even look
at me anymore."
The gal replied ...
"Maybe he saw me come in. He's my husband."
_.·´¯)Remarks from the peanut gallery (¯`·._
"Holy moly Batman???"
Have fun. It's later than you think.
Al

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About the Author;
Al LeBlanc is a husband, father, grandfather, and a veteran of over thirty years of
self-employment. Al has been married for over thirty-five years and, believe it or
not, he still has opinions! (Just ask Helen!)

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