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Issue #20; November 11, 2002 Ask Boomer Al is the fun newsletter of BoomerJournals.com. If you don't want to receive it, we don't want to send it to you. Unsubscribe info is located at the bottom of each issue. _.·´¯) Contents (¯`·._ 1) This week's questions 2) What's up with this? 3) Boomer HA! HA! 4) Attitude Counts! _.·´¯) Questions (¯`·._ “Ask Boomer Al” Issue #20 November 11, 2002 Dear Boomer Al, We have a neighbor that lets his dog relieve him- self in our yard and doesn’t clean it up! He thinks it’s funny. The other day I shoveled it up and left it on their doorstep. Now they’re angry and not talking to us. We were once friends. Any advice? Angry Dear Angry, You need to loan them a copy of “Me, Myself, and Irene”. I have some friends who are rude jerks too at times. How lovable. As I have never relieved myself on someone’s lawn since college let me check with my trusty dog Rocky. Hey Rocks, how does a dog decide where to do your doggie duty. “Woof arfie it’s the smellawoofie! Oh I see. So it’s all about the smell huh. So what can this guy do besides throwing frozen duty at his neighbor’s windows? “Woofiedo changawoof the smellawoofie.” Arf. So there you have it folks. Right from the dog’s mouth. Change the “smellawoofie” and Rover will change spots – uh I mean places. Woof, Al PS; You all need to grow up and act like adults. Dear Boomer Al, Looking here. I should have been more detailed. I’m getting a divorce from my cheating truck driver husband. Again I ask any ideas on where to look for a mate? I’m not into the bar scene. Thanks. Looking Dear Looking, Back for more huh. We have to stop meeting like this. Everyone is watching. Let me try again. The key to attracting a mate is attitude not location. If you’re a positive and happy person you will attract a similar person. If you’re an untrusting suspicious person or have self-destructive habits you will attract a similar person. The best way to attract a quality mate is to be or become a quality person yourself. I feel that you should first enter counseling to deal with the damage from your most recent experience. Then you need to re-examine your life and move yourself into the direction of your personal interests as a profession or job. When you feel good about yourself and what you are doing with your life you will find yourself attracting people to you who feel better about themselves being around you. Where you are at the time is not relevant. The old story about opposites attract may have validity but compatibility is much more important. The more you have in common with a person the greater the odds of a lasting relationship. The rebel looks good in the movies but makes for an inconsiderate husband. Believe me or not. Your choice. Al Ps; Remember to take a moment to honor our veterans today. As a Viet Nam era veteran myself I remember coming home to an angry nation who was almost abusive of its returning veterans. We served when our country called. God Bless the USA. PS; Listen to the sports guy! View From The Stands Extra cash and gasoline discounts too. Very easy. Check it out. Save on Gas and make money too! _.·´¯)What's up with this?(¯`·._ Well we have survived another national election. The Republicans have taken over and all the Democrats can say is see you in two years. What happened to focusing on running the government. Maybe now we'll get a few judges to fill all those empty chairs. It also looks like the Clinton era is officially over. Every place he campainged his guy lost. I doubt we'll see Gore next time. It sure looks like eight years of Bush from here unless something unforseen happens. It's OK with me. I like the guy. I know some of you don't. So run for office. Bet Saddam wishes a Democrat was in office. Just my opinion. Don't like it? So tell me off at ... The Forum at Boomer Journals _.·´¯) Boomer Ha Ha! (¯`·._ Husband, "That's a beautiful turkey you have for Thanksgiving there. What are you going to stuff it with?" Wife, "That's no problem. It wasn't hollow!" _.·´¯)Attitude Counts! (¯`·._ "Wherever the brain hangs out the body eventually shows." Basically you are what you think about. Our thoughts and self talk are determinine factors when it comes to our level of happiness and success. What kind of things do you allow your mind to dwell on? Be careful because your subconcious will take you there faster than you can imagine. Make sure it's someplace you want to be at. Ever ask yourself "How did I get here?" Now you know. You thought it into existance. Check out my new Home Business E-book ... Typical "Boomer Al" irreverent humor and lessons from over the years. Basics of Small and Home Based Business Have fun. It's later than you think. 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Issue #1 July 1, 2002 Issue #2 July 8, 2002 Issue #3 July 15, 2002 Issue #4 July 22, 2002 Issue #5 July 29, 2002 Issue #6 August 5, 2002 Issue #7 August 12, 2002 Issue #8 August 19, 2002 Issue #9 August 26, 2002 Issue #10, September 2, 2002 Issue #11, September 9, 2002 Issue #12, September 16, 2002 Issue #13, September 23, 2002 Issue #14, September 30, 2002 Issue #15, October 7, 2002 Issue #16, October 14, 2002 Issue #17, October 21 , 2002 Issue #18, October 28 , 2002 Issue #19, November 4, 2002