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Issue #26; December 30, 2002
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_.·´¯) Contents (¯`·._
1) This week's questions
2) What's up with this?
3) Boomer HA! HA!
4) Attitude Counts!
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Ask Boomer Al
Issue 26; December 30, 2002
Dear Al,
My fiancé asked me to come home with him over
the New Year holiday to meet his parents. He
said his mom is OK with us sleeping together
(we live together now).
I told Him I’m uncomfortable with that. He
said we’re married in God’s eyes already.
What do you think?
Unsure
Dear Unsure,
You obviously have some old fashion morals still
stirring within you. Your fiancé doesn’t seem to
appreciate where you’re coming from. I remember
the days when no couple would dare offend their
parents by such behavior in their home, but alas
times and parents have changed.
Do what you’re comfortable with. Many years back
the Church did not get involved in marriage. It was
strictly a civil thing. People began seeking the
blessings of their church and marriage ceremonies
evolved. There was a time when marriage was simply
an agreement between two consenting people or families.
Mores and accepted behaviors do change because people
change them. Are they better or worse? Depends who
you ask. My approach to life is more conservative but
I tend to get irritated with the legalists of the world
who see everything as black and white. Let a loving
heart decide your reality.
Al
Dear Boomer Al,
My husband and I are going on vacation together with a
group of friends. Now I find out that the resort we’re
going to is clothing optional and some of my friends
want to try it.
My husband is angry and says I’m a prude for not wanting
to go along with it. I have no desire to have others see
me or my husband nude and to have my husband look at other
girls! They want me to try it and then decide. Help!
Nervous
Dear Nervous,
Most Americans are pretty naïve in these areas. Many
foreign beach resorts are ambivalent about beach nudity.
Having done considerable traveling we have been to such
places where nudity is common. You can usually pick out
the young American tourists in a second because they are
gawking and giggling.
Despite everyone’s fantasy about it most people are pretty
unattractive fully nude. We are not accustomed to it and
I assure you that the people who do it rarely see anything
sexual about it. Sun and sand both combine to make it
uncomfortable and unhealthy. Real life is different than
movies and magazines.
Most people are pretty self conscious about their bodies.
I’m willing to bet that nobody goes through with it anyway.
Nudity in itself is not immoral unless it’s done for immoral
reasons, but mix in sun, alcohol, music, water, youth, well
you get my drift and opportunities are bound to exist. How
much temptation are you all willing to handle?
Relax and enjoy your vacation and don’t do anything you don’t
want to. Your husband needs to respect your decision. It’s a
stupid thing to fight about.
Happy New Year!
Al
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_.·´¯)What's up with this?(¯`·._
It never fails. A new year is about to begin and we find
ourselves with a whole host of things we have failed
to do to improve who we are and how our life is. So we
decide this year it will be different.
The problem of course is while we all know what we should
do, we are burdened with the reality of what we're willing
to do. I'm overweight. The only true solution is a vigorous
exercise program. I've started numerous times. It's lonely,
boring and uncomfortable. Now that's the spirit! I'll get
far with that attitude!
I have a friend who has done everything to get me going like
calling me a fat pig and a lazy bum. Very funny. Him with his
narrow waist and big muscles. He's a freak. I hate his guts
and he really sucks. I hope he gets vericose veins and a hernia.
But he's right of course. He still sucks. And he's a Packer
fan. What else! Did I mention he was short too? Going bald.
It's cold where he lives.
Caring is tough work sometimes. He hates to read. :)
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_.·´¯) Boomer Ha Ha! (¯`·._
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors and our enemies.
It's probably because they tend to be the same people.
_.·´¯)Attitude Counts! (¯`·._
"Two roads diverged in a yellow wood,
And sorry I could not travel both
And be one traveler, long I stood
And looked down one as far as I could
To where it bent in the undergrowth;
Then took the other, as just as fair,
And having perhaps the better claim,
Because it was grassy and wanted wear;
Though as for that, the passing there
Had worn them really about the same,
And both that morning equally lay
In leaves no step had trodden black.
Oh, I kept the first for another day!
Yet knowing how way leads on to way,
I doubted if I should ever come back.
I shall be telling this with a sigh
Somewhere ages and ages hence:
Two roads diverged in a wood. and I-
I took the one less traveled by,
And that has made all the difference."
Robert Frost
If not now when? How many tomorrows do you
have left? I don't know either.
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Al
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Issue #1 July 1, 2002
Issue #2 July 8, 2002
Issue #3 July 15, 2002
Issue #4 July 22, 2002
Issue #5 July 29, 2002
Issue #6 August 5, 2002
Issue #7 August 12, 2002
Issue #8 August 19, 2002
Issue #9 August 26, 2002
Issue #10, September 2, 2002
Issue #11, September 9, 2002
Issue #12, September 16, 2002
Issue #13, September 23, 2002
Issue #14, September 30, 2002
Issue #15, October 7, 2002
Issue #16, October 14, 2002
Issue #17, October 21 , 2002
Issue #18, October 28 , 2002
Issue #19, November 4, 2002
Issue #20, November 11, 2002
Issue #21, November 18, 2002
Issue #22, November 25, 2002
Issue #23, December 9, 2002
Issue #24, December 16, 2002
Issue #25, December 23, 2002
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About the Author;
Al LeBlanc is a husband, father, grandfather, and a veteran of over thirty years of
self-employment. Al has been married for over thirty-five years and, believe it or
not, he still has opinions! (Just ask Helen!)

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