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Issue 09; August 26, 2002
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_.·´¯) Contents (¯`·._
1) This week's questions
2) What's up with this?
3) Boomer HA! HA!
4) Remarks from the peanut gallery
_.·´¯) Questions (¯`·._
“Ask Boomer Al”
Issue #9; August 26, 2002
Dear Al, My best friend’s wife is cheating on him.
I know it for a fact. Should I tell him?
John Doe (for obvious reasons)
Dear John,
You’re kidding right? Dear John. Sorry … it was much
too easy. Anyway, this is an old story froth with danger.
Let’s take a look at it from several angles.
My guess is that if there are troubles in the marriage
he knows it. Let’s say what you say is true and you tell
him. It is automatically your word against hers. How do
you think you would do there?
The other scene is if you say nothing and he finds out
after the fact that you knew right along you’re dead meat
I suspect. What do you think? You could however speak right
up and then they get separated and both blame you … you
nose ball you.
You could approach the wife who is having the fling and perhaps
get your butt threatened by the other guy for interfering or
slapped in the mug for suggesting she’s a “lady of the evening”
or something. Gee have you considered that angle? That would
be something.
Or you could sit down with your buddy and say, “If I knew
something I thought you should know but it would really upset
you, would you expect me to tell you or would you prefer I
minded my own business?” See what he says. He might just surprise
you a little … like guess.
Finally you could just mind your own business. If the whole sordid
thing could stay in the shadows they may just work it out in
private. However if you’ve flapped your gums and told someone
what you know you are in a world of horse poop my fair feathered
friend. That’s called gossip and someone will eventually tell
someone who you would rather not hear that you’ve talked about your
best buddy’s troubles behind his back. I bet you’ve been asking
everyone who would listen what they would do!
Geeze man … you’re in more trouble than her come to think of it!
Maybe you should leave town or go on a cruise. How about a
name change?
Aren’t you glad you know?
Al
Dear Al,
I like your column. You’ve sure spiced things up in our little
town!I’m considering taking a job that pays more, but I’d
have to move 250 miles away from home and I’m afraid I’d miss
my family and friends too much. I don’t know a soul in the
town I’ve been offered a promotion/transfer to.
Signed,
Perplexed
Dear perplexed,
Well, this is as good a time as any to spread your wings.
Your real friends will stay such, although the list may end
up being smaller than you expect. Family is stuck with you
no matter what.
I guess the key is whether this is a career or just a job.
Refusing a move that is a step up in your career is not wise
and doing such means it’s time to send out your resume. My
view is you can always get a new job at your age so I might
go for the brave new world to test my metal.
I’m sure you’ll get the “oh no’s” from the group but 250 miles
is nothing really; four or five hours by car at most if you
really take your time.
Fear is normal when we do anything new. Why don’t you talk
to your boss about going out to the new site for a few days
to test the waters? It would give you time to scout the area,
meet the new employees, and see what’s available for
apartments and the like. Maybe a girl friend could go along
and you guys can make a weekend of it.
You seem like a bright young woman. I’m sure you’ll make the
best choice for you. You could always change your mind.
Women are really good at that!
You can do it!
Al
_.·´¯)What's up with this?(¯`·._
With the election season rapidly approaching we are about
to get bombed with all sorts of attack ads about the opposition.
We claim to hate this type of stuff but the truth is it tends
to be very effective. Why?
Well most people are either too busy, too tired after a long
day, or just not interested enough to do their homework so we
let the ad companies and political parties do it for us. The
result tends to be the best politicians get elected and re-elected
rather than the best candidate. That's not to say that on occasion
the politician isn't the best candidate.
With forty-six percent of registered voters voting in the last
presidential election that means that less than twenty five percent
of the qualified voters chose our national leadership. If you aren't
happy with your government guess who's fault it is.
Vote this year.
_.·´¯) Boomer HA! HA! (¯`·._
Boy: Dad! ... Mom just backed out of the garage and went right
over my bike!
Dad: Serves you right son for leaving it in the front yard.
_.·´¯)Remarks from the peanut gallery (¯`·._
"I'm having a boy Mom and Dad ..."
Well ... let's see ... four girls and three boys. So who's
going to even this off :)
Have fun. It's later than you think.
Al

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About the Author;
Al LeBlanc is a husband, father, grandfather, and a veteran of over thirty years of
self-employment. Al has been married for over thirty-five years and, believe it or
not, he still has opinions! (Just ask Helen!)

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